November 2010
“Don’t compromise yourself. You are all you’ve got.”
—Janis Joplin (via itookadeepbreath)
Wanna hear the Google Translate woman beatbox? Copy paste this from German to German: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpvpvzk kkkkk bsch
OH MY GOD =)))))))
BWAHAHAHAHAHA FTW
Fixing your bra because your boobs feel weird.
IN PUBLIC.
LIKE A BOSS.
this.
That awkward moment when somebody asks "who do you like?" and you're just like LOL I hate everyone.
I arrived 40 minutes late for my first class!
..probably my best tardy record yet! :))
“Feelings never do make sense. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.”
—Blair Waldorf (via kari-shma)
United States announces that they are joining South Korea in war. →
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The United States has been contemplating and debating their participation in any kind of fight against North Korea for years, especially now with the events that have taken place over the last few weeks. There is no doubt that South Korea is in desperate need of help from the US and they will no doubt be receiving it shortly.
So there is a war.
I see.
THE MINISTRY HAS FALLEN.
THEY ARE COMING!THIS AIN’T RIGHT
SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
Oh my God..
..and no, I don’t mean it as an expression. I mean it as a call to God.
So, some lucky bastard won 700M from the lottery..
That jackass probably looked like this when he found out:
The rest of the people who bought lottery tickets looked like this when they found out:
..and I felt like this when I found out:
Man, these GIFs sure serve their purpose.
If only I lose a pound for every hour of stress I experience, then all these piles of schoolwork probably wouldn't be so bad.
..except I don’t, and all these piles of schoolwork really are bloody hell awful! /wrist
